The worst perfume ever made :l 'Dior Poison'

        When they said poison, I thought they were joking...

I was walking around trying out the new perfumes in Selfridge's, the day was bright, vibrant, I was having quite a good time with my friends until I tried this perfume. IT was there on a shelf, I didn't notice, IT had chosen me as its new victim. Thinking, it was my own idea to try this new creation, I went over, looked for a card and found none.. Desperate in my attempts I sprayed IT on my hand.

I hand has not been the same ever since..

IT planted itself onto my right hand, only growing stronger by the minute. My veins, pulsing green, being suppressed by this abomination. What witchcraft conjured this curse in our land, who could be so cruel to create something so diabolical.

If you want to imagine what this satanic ass-crack smells like, imagine this...

A cheap broken down wh*rehouse in Mexico's most poverty induced land. Next to the wh*rehouse is a damp alleyway, damp of all the fungus and animals that have been murdered in the alley. A pr*stitute wearing cheap perfume was thrown into the alleyway and murdered while she vomited the alcohol she had drank. The pr*stitues vomit and blood was cleaned up by a floor mop. The floor mop was then used to clean the infested toilets of that house. The mop now sits in a wooden shed, its raining at night, the sheds wood is damp and fungus infested. The mop now multicoloured between the fungus green, vomit yellow and toilet brown dirt on it is concentrating its collected 'scent'. Every passing night, more rain drops fall onto the shed, dampen it further, only helping the mop concentrate its scent further more...

That is how the perfume smelt, it got stronger per minute and it got so bad that I didn't use my right hand for dinner that night.

Dior doesn't know how to do jokes so next time they write 'poison' on something.. I won't make the same mistake again.    

Some people are just confused and its sad really..

There comes a time when you can look at a person and see the confusion within them. It could be any moment really, you could be in a workplace and might see a co worker who just doesn't know what he wants, you might be married to a person and they might start showing random regretful signals, you might like someone and start getting mixed signals from them...

Its everywhere, sometimes people just don't know what they want, this could be due to a lot of reasons. Some people might be unsure of what they want to do in life, some people might be insecure of their own decisions due to low self esteem, some people might be afraid to fall into a relationship.. whatever it is. At the end of the day make sure you do not let those people confuse you, on your path, do try helping them. Do give the helping hand, do give helpful advice, do make the first move and openly tell someone you like them. Their confusion could be due to reasons emotionally deep and they might need you but it can get to a point where their confusion starts radiating off and starts entering you. This is a moment where you need to take a step back and understand yourself, you need to make sure your comfortable in your own skin. Do not fall into a hole while trying to pull someone else out, confusion is a very contagious thing which latches onto you if your not careful. Especially with jobs, subject choices at college, relationships and so much more. Never let others confusions seep into your mind and start thinking for you, if someone is confused, after a considerate amount of catering and time.. its tough but you have to move on. You cannot sacrifice yourself, you cannot let someone else's thoughts make you question your own life and you cannot let someone else's thoughts make you feel insecure.

Your wonderful for being there for them, hopefully those people restored themselves, if they didn't then its truly sad.. some wonderful people just never climb out of this trap but only dig it deeper.

The 7 stupidest things people do at the gym

Today my workout at the gym was boring, it was just one of those lazy days and I forced myself through the whole workout. During the workout though, I was a little entertained by a couple things I couldn't help noticing. People just bring the stupidest things to the gym and do the stupidest things that have nothing to do with the workout, they actually stop themselves from working out due to their chronic stupidity. So here is my list of the stupidest things I have recently seen people do at the gym:

7: The locker room exposers


Okay locker rooms are there for changing clothes, I understand that but there is no need of stripping but naked in a locker room! There are cubicles for that in the locker room so use them! We do not want to see you naked, especially the people have a stroll around the locker room while naked. Its completely stupid and disgusts the crap out of everyone.




6: the magic number is 2


These people walk in, sit on each machine for two minutes barely doing anything and then head off home with a protein shake thinking they did a great job. Ahh you shouldn't even bother coming to the gym if thats all your going to do. Maybe these people are ill informed so I will not say much, but just hear this, if your going to the gym go and push yourself till you actually achieve something. Spending 2 minutes on everything and looking at yourself in the mirror won't get you anywhere.





5: Women come in with a crap 'o ton of makeup on


Seriously, make up to the gym? I guess these ladies can be called multi taskers since they want to attract masculine attention whilst working out. Too bad this always fails as a true cardio workout makes you sweat a lot, and after you sweat with 2 kg's of make up on you face, the only weight your losing is that foundation and the only person your attracting is probably a freakin clown.




4: People text, take a phone call or read a book whilst on a machine


Okay, maybe I'm just a weird person but I cannot understand the people that text on their phones or try to read a book whilst on a machine. I had seen it on bicycle machines many times but today I saw a man reading a novel on a treadmill. Seriously dude if your gonna walk at a turtles pace and try reading a book at the same time, its better to have a jog and then go home and read the book. That way you will be able to do both of the activities and in probably less time too!  Aside the book, doing phone calls and texting whilst working out? Seriously woman I don't want to hear about your shopping while I'm trying to jog. People cannot walk into the gym and treat it like their house, when you have a personal gym in your mansion then you can talk on the phone whilst working out cause at the gym it just annoys everyone. By the way, wouldn't talking on the phone during a cardio workout prevent you from working out properly as it takes up breath? If you think the answer to that question is 'yes' then.. STOP talking on the phone. If however, you thought the answer to that question was no... I hope you get abducted by aliens.

Okay the pic has nothing to do with this but its funny :P

3: Talking to their annoying friends and chit chatting while 'working out'


These people are the global pain in the a** for everyone at the gym. They walk in swarms of annoyances, they talk continuously and laugh louder than a hyena. They don't even work out properly, just end up abusing the machines and everyone's time because they take forever once they sit on a machine to 'work out'.




2: Trying to hit it off with the lady who works there

This is hilarious, I see guys come in and walk around following the woman who works there, trying to pick up massive weights when she walks by, only to quickly change those weights to small amounts as soon as she is out of sight. This is just hilarious and I think its stupid, at the gym you go to work out and I personally believe it should be the sole purpose of going to the gym. If you really like the woman who works there then try talking to her and arranging a time out or something, walking around the gym trying to impress wont get you anywhere with your body or that woman.


1: A Guy Sprayed Deodorant O_O

Okay for this heading I don't even know if I should call it a stupid thing 'people' do, even a grain of rice would have enough IQ to understand this. I am not joking when I say this, whilst walking around the locker room today a guy was spraying deodorant on him. Seriously dude, you know sweat is something thats good for you at the gym right? and last time I checked, women don't walk up to a guy on a treadmill and smell him. Whats wrong with you?! He was spraying deodorant before his workout too so I cant even say that he had to urgently run for a date he doesn't have time to shower for. Spraying deodorant on yourself before a workout defeats the purpose of the workout, it is by far the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I'm almost considering changing species after seeing that.

A little bit of positivity goes a long way...

I'm a very pessimistic person who always tells himself  'I f*cked up'. For a while it is bearable but then it just starts to tower over me and I feel depressed all the time, even if things are going well in my life.

Since a couple days I've been telling myself positive things such as 'cool, looks like everything will turn out well', I usually mix it with compliments such as 'nice one man, that was really amazing what you did there'. When I speak to myself and compliment myself, smile even if I don't want to, and overall just try feeling jolly... The happy feeling seeps in and I feel less depressed.

I would recommend just complimenting yourself, telling yourself positive things and trying to have a positive outlook if you are feeling depressed all the time. It really does help..

College = Work , Blogging - Work = Less Blogging

College has started and wow! its a big step from school. By the way I am speaking of European college and not american college (which is technically uni). Anyways at College teachers don't help you a lot and expect you to run to them for help, they expect you to go buy your own books and self study 24/7 and its a massive non stop grind full of work and sleep deprivation.

So many things I don't have time for but would love to do, play guitar, blog, movies and most of all, I miss spending time with my friends. College has given a lonely feeling to me, it now makes me feel independent and even though I have made great friends there.. it gives a true sense of being alone for the steps you take in life.

Still its fun and tiring, and most of all it should pay off in the long run :] I just wish I had more time for my friends a long the way..

It ain't over 'till its over

The title is a quote from Rocky, one of my favourite film series of all time. I was sitting in my room last night staring at my Rocky poster and when I read the title it suddenly made sense to me, sense which it had not ever made before.

In life sometimes we feel as if we have missed the opportunity, that golden train which would have taken us to success. The thought of missing that train always makes us think that we would only get second best in life and would never achieve the success we could have. It is as if someone has changed your life's train tracks, turning them towards destinations far from the top, the top you always dreamed of reaching. In life you have moments where you feel that and I have personally struggled with emotions such as these but yesterday when I read that title, it clicked in my head. 

In life no matter what situation your in and no matter what chances you have against success compared to everyone else.. No one can stop you. You can be a freaking wrecking ball who will work till their eyes bleed to get what they want. You can achieve anything, anything at all if you have the right amount of devotion. The consequences do not matter that much when you are fully devoted, no matter what has happened to you before, may it be an unfair event that crippled your chances against others or may it be yourself ruining your life without realisation. As long you look at yourself right now in the mirror with confidence, walk out the door and try your hardest.. anything is possible, cause in the end there's 'Nothing wrong with standing up to the world and saying "I can"'.

Old people don't sit next to you on the bus if you have a piercing

The title says it all... Okay so now we are in a day and age where people do not stereotype and judge others from their appearance, yeah right. Since I have gotten a labret piercing under my lip, no old people ever sit next to me on the bus!

Okay I don't personally desire an old person's company whilst I'm sitting on the bus listening to my music but,it does bother me the way they look at every other seat in the bus to sit at before even considering the free seat next to me. I guess they will get over the piercing, and if they don't, I don't really mind, they were born in old times and for them a piercing does holds meanings which it doesn't for us.

Being bullied on a farm makes you a good guitarist

This is a new 'thing' i'll be doing on the blog where I either seriously or comedically write something I learnt or went through in the day...

Today I discovered the artist Buckethead and although I had heard of him before, I had never heard a song till now. On the internet I read a story that he was bullied in his childhood and lived on a farm, well if that's where he learnt guitar then sign me up for a farm and give me no friends cause that man is one talented artist. His music needs no lyrics as it directly conveys its message to your soul and here's the song I heard which made me fall in love with the artist..

Soothsayer - BucketHead